my name is linda swimming is my game i like being a kid i take steps 2 at a time mean people are mean and i don’t like labels i still use loreal kids shampoo i enjoy swings, video games, & banana pancakes i drive fast i tend to talk at the wrong times i still tell everything to the same person i have sense i was 5 i never know what to say i come off mean sometimes but i’m just shy i love gossip girl i don’t like cheerleading but i love bring it on i golf like tiger i actually read a lot i love dogs and i will always have at least 2 i wish i was bold enough to wear highlighter yellow jeans legally blonde is the most amazing movie….. and musical I wish i could dance like in Step Up i believe peace deserves to be given a chance shopping is fun when the credit card says approved lol im a hippie at heart rice krispie treats are the best junk food i like working out and i love sushi i don’t understand math or sceince i like laying in the sun with an arby’s fruit tea i wanted a tattoo but im not into permanant things anymore no one knows the real me and no one has ever stuck around long enough to find out i dont believe in horoscopes i brush my teeth 4 times a day i also love the rain im pale and i don’t tan so spray on tans equal love i love my doggies and lady gaga is amazing i wanna get my lip pierced…. kinda so talk to me cause i think i’m pretty cool cat. peace out

So last night I couldn’t sleep. So i thought I’d count sheep but their were no sheep to count, so logically I started singing “Mary Had a Little Lamb” which i don’t know how but that somehow formed into “Purple Rain”. That song always make me think of grapes; and that made me really hungry because I love grapes! So naturally I started thinking of grape jelly, which made me want some toast. So I started thinking of other things that go good on toast and I really like apple butter on my toast. But then I remembered that I had a peanut butter and banana sandwich, and it was so good! So then bananas were stuck in my head and I remembered that my cousin Laura doesn’t like bananas and I thought it was weird because who doesn’t like bananas? Then I thought, what if monkey’s didn’t like bananas??? Where would the world be? Then imagine if there were no monkey’s didn’t like banana’s and they weren’t cute and they didn’t wear underpants?? This would be tragic. Then I fell asleep.

Hopefully you know me well enough to follow this.

xoxo

Linda